
About the Author

I am Franklin D.
Roosevelt’s infant son,

A would be corpse in the desert sun,

I'm a Deadly Companion
of Brian Keith,

Wynken and Blynken,

A teacher,

Sam Peckinpah's 1st choice for a kid gunned down,

Ending up on the street just poking fun.

A Christmas elf
with two missing teeth,

And Jack tending babies,

A preacher,

With an eye for the ladies.

I'm a face in the crowd
of a midnight fair,

An Uruk-Hai warior,

Love and bullets and
Bronson beware,

A Rohan in flight,

A corpse on the field of the Pelennor fight.


I'm a K2 base trekker,
A crowd cheering heckler,

A boot in the path of Lloyd Phillips' mad dash.

I am Keith Richards gofer,

The Rolling Stones' chauffeur,

Watching Ali and Foreman knock it out in Zaire.

I'm James Bond incognito
in a DB5 Aston Martin,

Playing Killdozer reruns,

I'm a Stones Midnight Rambler,

Rick Wakeman's dog keeper,

With Keith and Anita's son Marlon.

The Moody Blues backdoor handler,

And Albert King's late sleeper.

I'm Nina Simone's confidant,

A Chic Rolex smuggler,

Deep Purple's backstage hand,

And Leif Garret's Swiss watchman.

I'm Janis Siegel's escort,

Manhattan Transfer's transport,

Charles Mingus's caretaker,

And Montreux Jazz film maker.

I'm a Music Show Roadie, The Party Suite Master,
Chillin' with the likes of,


Lowell George and Skunk Baxter.

I'm a Dating Game host,

A Zermatt club DJ,


At Ashton and Lord's
New Year's Eve soiree.

I'm Zowie Bowie's videographer,

At the request of his father,

Santana's lost driver,

And a shipwreck survivor.

I'm Out of Paradise found,

On a beach with my Mrs.,

I'm a vagabond drifter,

A Traveling Man,

Diving with friends and all of the fishes.

A hitchhiking thumb lifter,

A one man band,

Happiest most with my feet in the sand.

And this I'll say, when I'm dead and done,
Damn, how time flies when you're just having fun.
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